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Update: 01/26/05 "Action Packed!" Well, we've got some good news, and some bad news. First the bad news: Our new wrecking car has died on us. We are looking into getting a temporary fix so that we can get our 200 bucks worth out of it, but the chances of that are slim... On the upside though, the car did last long enough for us to produce a killer skit with it, which you can download HERE!
Please feel free to let us know what you think on our FORUMS, or via E-mail. And for those of you who haven't heard already, our DVD's are for sale! Click Here to check out the order page.
Bye!
"Ramp Test: Success!" Just popping in to let our people, (you guys), know that we're filming a whole lotta shit lately, and we got some sweet videos coming up! But for now, here's all you fucking get!
Alright, now you can go lose sleep over what's to come. Keep checkin' back!
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Fun with pee?" Ok, so we were contacted by a local total delinquent by the name of Duran, who wanted to film some shit, and holy shit did we have a some laughs! He brought with him "The Whizzinator" (actual name), which I won't explain here, because this video will answer all:
Also! We have a new toy to
destroy!!! We got this bad boy for a measly 200 bucks! Expect some retarded, yet tastefull destruction in the near future! PEACE! ~b.j.
"BUY BUY BUY!!!" Forget the last update, it was BULLSHIT! DVD's for sale now! We don't have a HUGE supply right now, so when they're gone, they're gone! (Until we make more, but who knows when that'll be!). Anyways, now that this is all out of the fucking way, we will hopefully be filming a lot more new retarded shit for everyone! Peace! and don't forget to BUY OUR SHIT! ~B.j.
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"Who loves Orange Soda?" The b.i. crew was caught in a dilema recently. We had one orange soda left, and many thirsty guys sitting around. So we made a skit out of it. Enjoy!
In other news, we're still working on the fucking DVD's, and Chase says Hi! Peace out niggas! ~b.j.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Update: 11/21/04 "Fun with Phones" Alright, so B.I. is taking a little break trying to get this DVD shit in order n such. But since we can't bare to leave our true fans out in the cold, here's a little sumpin' sumpin' we filmed the other night while Billy was over:
Billy almost gets a 13 year old kid in some deep shit, and boredom-induced gets a new fan! It's a win-win, motherfucker! ~b.j.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "More Sexy" As you know, we did the second photoshoot with the bronco a little while ago. Well, we put together a small compilation of the video we shot that day. So, here it is:
In other news, we joined some Top Home Grown list. So if you want to help us get to the top, click this link! I would have a nice pretty banner to click on, but I'm told by the man that I need some sort of name and password to use it. What a bitch! Click that shit niggas, we out! ~b.j.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Truly Boredom Induced..." Well we didn't get around to getting together and filming this past Saturday. So I did the next best thing and filmed shit by myself:
This isn't as "quality" as some of our other works, so if you don't like
it....
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Boredom Induced can be Sexy too!"
First thing on the agenda The Broad was kind enough to pay us a visit and pose graciously for another photoshoot! This time with the now disabled and over turned Bronco II. You'll find 38 steamy yet tasteful shots just by clicking the link above. Now, on to the second order of business:
We filmed a brand new skit! This is for you old school fans. Remember such classics as Blowjob-O-Matic? Well this is another "Leave it to Boredom" series clip we thought up after we finished up the photo shoot. It contains graphic sex acts and Presidential Humping! Though all-in-all, its nothing but good ol' fashioned B.I. wackiness. We hope you all enjoy! PEACE! ~b.j.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Bad News..." Well, as it turns out, there will be no "Bronco Saga". We went out to play with it and film some random shit the other day, and the engine just fucking died on us. So, please enjoy the wonderful three minute clip of the footage we DID get. We did the best with what we had!
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Update: 10/30/04 "Whole Bunch of NEW SHIT!!"
After you check out our new Kick Ass Vids!, Check out this guys site!
Lots of funny shit, and it'll help US too! ha ha, We're sell outs! Wow, we've been filming so much shit lately, that we haven't even had time to post the shit for you all to see! So for this update, you get triple threat! Our first cinematic masterpiece is an homage to the late, great Christopher Reeves. Actually, its not. Fuck superman, this was just a random excuse to use really stupid effects.
Next up is some bonus footage from the filming of the Superman skit, entitled: "Chase is a pussy"
And for the finale, we have a guess appearance by none other than Billy. Encouraging all you kids out there that drinking..... probably isn't such a good idea. At least in front of a camera....
Enjoy the footage folks! ~B.j.
"We got us a new Toy!" So we had so much fun filming the Tercel Saga, that we've been scouring the area for another cheap junker to destroy. Our efforts finally paid off in the form of a 1988 Ford Bronco II that was for sale on the side of the road. We filmed a little bit of random destruction with it the day we bought it, which can be seen Here:
We
should have some pretty gnarly and stupid video's out soon involving
mindless destruction and stunts with our new toy, so stay tuned or fuck off!
Peace! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Update: 10/10/04 "We've sunk to a new low." Well just when we thought we'd sunk as low as the goddamn titanic, we apparently started burrowing into the ocean floor or something cause this movie... well, I'm having trouble releasing with a completely clear conscious. Besides
advocating guns, (oh shit!), the "N" bomb is dropped quite a few times.
I'm sorry, I suppose, if we offend anyone, but we assure you all! There's no
racism in the B.I. crew. Its all just jokes. No need to break
into my house and steal my TV or anything ok? We cool man?
Sweet.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Update: 9/28/04 "We fucking love our fans" Oh man, we can't help but pee all over the place in utter joy at the success of our fans page in just three days. Its amazing that people from so many different countries actually like all our random bullshit. So this is an official thank you to all you people who make us feel a little less retarded for what we take pleasure in. Anyways, enough with the sentimental bullshit. You probably wanna see some fresh shit from us, but we're stupid and lazy, so here's this:
Peace! ~B.j.
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"Big Fucking Update!" Hey everyone. Welcome to the new boredom-induced.com. Don't be alarmed though, it's the same crap-tastic movies, just with an easier and more user-friendly site lay out. We've also posted 2 new videos so there's more than just a pretty new logo to stare at. Here they is:
Second order of business: I'd like to get the fans section going soon. So if you enjoy our retarded antics, and wish to show your undying love of B.I. Please send us a picture via email: (bonerjones@gmail.com), or on aim perhaps: (R331B1GF15H), of you holding a B.I. logo of some sort. For Example:
and also send us the following information about yourself: Name: The Mullet will give himself to you sexually if you comply, as this lucky young man will soon find out. Ha! Anyways, if you're having trouble thinking up catch phrases to write for the picture, here's a few choice examples: "I Love B.I.", "Boredom-induced pwnz", "boredom-induced is better than Jesus!", and "I've pleasured Boner Jones orally". Any of those will do. Peace! ~Boner Jones. |